My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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