Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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