maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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