It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
