i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I have post one night stand depression
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