who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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