I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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