can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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