what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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