I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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