Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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