He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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