She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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