There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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