i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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