Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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