We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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