And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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