I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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