bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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