i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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