Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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