I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
