is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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