I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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