Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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