that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The uberlube is also flammable
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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