and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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