some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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