he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
