That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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