God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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