I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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