so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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