Dual....:-)
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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