This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
