So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The air was thick with penises
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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