I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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