don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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