if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
