My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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