You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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