I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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