Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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