How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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