OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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