Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
