btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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