Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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