I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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