SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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